Not bothering with a description of myself anymore, ya'll just look at the pics anyway. Oh well, in any case, words do me no justice :P.
This place sketches me out these days. But feel free to write if you:
A) Have the ability to write coherently in the first place.
B) Are possibly interested in getting off the fkn computer and actually meeting sometime.
C) Don't have drinking, clubbing, or hanging out with friends listed as interests or hobbies. Nothing against those things, but they are not interests or hobbies. If you think they are, you need some real ones.
C2)Do not use the phrases "live life to the fullest" or "love to laugh" anywhere in your description. I'm serious. So cliche.
D) Are not a massive pro/college sports fanatic. Sorry, but in most cases I can't bring myself to give a sh!t who's playing/winning/going to the superbowl/world series/final four/whatever. I have little interest in watching grown men play with rubber balls in my free time...Call me crazy.
E) Are HWP and fairly attractive.
E2)Have pics where you can actually be clearly seen to be HWP and fairly attractive. I don't want to go out somewhere to meet someone who lists their body type as athletic and has myface angle pics, then be surprised when Fatty McButterface shows up. Hasn't happened to me yet but I've heard stories, heh. I definitely prefer some curves to the super skinny waif look but it's gotta be within reason. Notice curves is plural, just one big curve is not a good thing.
F) DO NOT HAVE KIDS. Sorry single moms, doesn't matter if you meet all my ridiculous 'requirements' but this one. It's a dealbreaker. Good luck with that and I sincerely wish you the best but I have no interest in being anything more than a friend.
G) Just want to call me a jackass for what I wrote here. I could use the laugh :).
Think I'm picky? Yup, typical perfectionist virgo
This place sketches me out these days. But feel free to write if you:
A) Have the ability to write coherently in the first place.
B) Are possibly interested in getting off the fkn computer and actually meeting sometime.
C) Don't have drinking, clubbing, or hanging out with friends listed as interests or hobbies. Nothing against those things, but they are not interests or hobbies. If you think they are, you need some real ones.
C2)Do not use the phrases "live life to the fullest" or "love to laugh" anywhere in your description. I'm serious. So cliche.
D) Are not a massive pro/college sports fanatic. Sorry, but in most cases I can't bring myself to give a sh!t who's playing/winning/going to the superbowl/world series/final four/whatever. I have little interest in watching grown men play with rubber balls in my free time...Call me crazy.
E) Are HWP and fairly attractive.
E2)Have pics where you can actually be clearly seen to be HWP and fairly attractive. I don't want to go out somewhere to meet someone who lists their body type as athletic and has myface angle pics, then be surprised when Fatty McButterface shows up. Hasn't happened to me yet but I've heard stories, heh. I definitely prefer some curves to the super skinny waif look but it's gotta be within reason. Notice curves is plural, just one big curve is not a good thing.
F) DO NOT HAVE KIDS. Sorry single moms, doesn't matter if you meet all my ridiculous 'requirements' but this one. It's a dealbreaker. Good luck with that and I sincerely wish you the best but I have no interest in being anything more than a friend.
G) Just want to call me a jackass for what I wrote here. I could use the laugh :).
Think I'm picky? Yup, typical perfectionist virgo
Are you still laughing....cause I am!!!!!
Oh, my friend looked up what "HWP" meant.....cause we didn't know...."height, weight, proportional" !!!!!!
Ok.....I'm still laughing!!!! Oh....the best part - he wasn't even the slightest bit cute or good-looking...HA!
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