*Here fishy, fishy
*I put the toilet seat down
*Witty comment coming soon to be headline
*What you see is what you get
*Like 'em book and street smart
*I need a sexy brainy freak
*I am a badass!
*Really really ridiculously good looking
*Just looking for a fresh catch!
*That's what she said
*I've never been in jail
*Any women of substance left? (Yeah I'm going to click on your profile now....)
*Hope I catch a whale one day
*Swim a lap with this fish
*If you love it, set it free
These ones I thought got some credit for their creativity....
*Insert cheesy headline here....done!
*We can say we met in Paris
*We're not fishing, we're going sharking! (I got a good laugh from this one)
*I enjoy blah blah blah
*The guy above me is lame (probably my favorite)
I will have to do another post with a few lines from actual profiles....it's just incredible!!! But thought these would be a few good laughs to start off with :)
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