This is a good one!

Just got a message from some guy that said "Okay lets get married"

Thanks for the laugh dude!

Oh, this is starting to annoy me....guys can add you as a favorite and I then always remove it....but then they add u again....do they forget that they already did that and it didn't work?? I don't get it...if you already made me a favorite and then I remove you....get the hint!

Aqua Man!!!

So I'm kinda using this guy's profile name as his name here....it was longer then Aqua Man but I'm shortening it to that :) He sent me a message the other day and we've been messaging back and forth....he can compose a sentence (This is a challenge for most.....), seems nice, has a career that he loves (coaches swimming....hmmm...another coach...might be a half red flag...lol). Oh he has his Master's degree too and lives really close. He asked yesterday if I wanted to meet up this week sometime and we have it planned for Friday night. I told him I can't stay out too late cause I have a 7 AM flight on Saturday morning to go to Seattle and he said that was fine cause he had to get up early the next day as well. Not sure where we are going or what yet but at least he is a planner :)

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Photography Stalker = Photo Guy!

I'm turning photography stalker into "photo guy"! We ended up chatting on-line for a while last night and he is really nice! He is really into photography just like I am so it was fun chatting about pictures and where we have been before to take pics. We friended on FB and I stalked for a while....lol.... and I'm still talking to him so I guess he passed that test. He lives a good half hour away which is fine with no traffic but there is always traffic to where he lives. He works a lot to so not too keen on that....just makes it difficult sometimes. We'll see what happens with him and when/if we meet up sometime.....Oh and his name starts with a "J"! Dimples and Apples name started with a "J" too....this could get confusing!

Photography Stalker!

So in the past hour I have received 5 new messages from guys on the not so premier site. Only one worth replying too....haha! He sent me a message asking what photography equipment I use...that was it. So I sent a basic reply back....and he replied right away asking what equipment I have....does all he care about is my camera?? LOL! Just seems so weird.....oh to top it off....I sent him a message before and he never replied and deleted it (you can see if a message was deleted...lol)...I guess he forgot about that...but I didn't....hehe!

I'm waiting for him to reply to my list of equipment....too bad I just couldn't attach an excel spread sheet with everything listed out....including purchase date and price....that would have been hilarious!!!

Wonder what his next message is going to ask??

Dating is tiring!

Talking with one of my really good guy friends tonight and sharing dating stories....he is on the premier dating site too and is having a heck of a time too. We are always sharing stories and laughing our butts off about some of the people and what they say or do....it actually is quite therapeutic!

So we were saying how we both have a first date with someone new this week and how tiring this is getting.....talking about the same stuff and just being awkward on a first date....both people are so nervous. Well he said this to me and I got a chuckle from it.....it summed it up pretty good so I asked him if I could post it on my blog :)

"I am almost and close to just saying 'screw it' and don't want to look anymore and go on dates with new people..it's sooo much work and effort and for what..just to have someone not communiate back with you and play all these mind games.....my tolerance level on 'dating' is almost out of fumes...lol"

Thanks D for summing it up so well :)

Apples is back in the dating scene....

So tonight I was showing my family some funny profiles on the not so premier dating site and guess who we came across....Apples!!! So guess the crap he told me of him not wanting to be in a relationship is full of shit! He's back on and it says he's looking for a relationship...... hmmmm. This is why I hate dating....all the a holes that lie to you!

We had some good laughs and thought it was so classy!

Blah is Blah...

So I think that is his nickname...Blah! The guy I met on Thursday night....that is his for sure his name....Blah! So when we said good-bye on Thursday night he said that we should get together soon and go to the dog park with our dogs. Sounded great to me....and even after texting a bit later that night still sounded great. On Saturday afternoon I texted him basically just saying that I hope he was having a good weekend and it needs to stop raining so we can go to the dog park soon. I thought it was simple and nice.....and I still haven't gotten a reply back. Guess I know where he stands.

This is what pisses me off....not the fact that he didn't reply but the fact that he said he wanted to meet up again and mentioned it more then once! If you really don't want to see me again then that's fine....wether it be no chemistry, we just didn't click...whatever it's totally fine but don't say that you want to get together again when you really don't!!! Why can't guys have the gut (I kept that G rated....lol) to tell you they are not interested or how about this dialogue if you are not interested:

At end of date -
Guy - it was really nice meeting you! (And NOT let's hang out again soon!!)

Is it really that difficult???

Hmmm.....

Came across this on a profile and chuckled.....needed that laugh on a Saturday night!

What you should know:
If you look at my profile and dont say hello, I wont care.
If you dont reply to a message I send or delete it before reading it, I wont care.
If you express no interest in me what so ever... wait for it... I wont care.

Dating online means that even a 2 or a 3 can be judgemental about anyone they come across.
If you want to really meet people from online grow some thick skin and be an adult if you dont fit someones high standards! How many of you women get hate email from people that cant STAND you've chosen to ignore them? lol

Why are so many women driven to write how they don't want men to contact them if they are looking for a bootycall or sex? Seriously? A disclaimer in your profile? Lol A real woman has figured out that men are driven to think about sex 24x7 it's simply genetic! A man that tells you different is a liar! Honestly what man would truthfully tell a someone they just want to get laid? If your're realistically trying to meet someone of value on here work on being a good judge of character then make a leap of faith, that the person will rise to your expectations!

Not so Blah anymore!

After meeting with this guy last night (I still need to think of a name for him.....) I'm not so blah about him....lol. He is very nice and genuine.....so down to earth and quite cute I must say! The pictures didn't do him justice compared to in person. He has a great smile and when he smiles his eyes light up....very cute! We met up and just had a drink and talked....for 2 hours. When he walked me to my car he said that we should definitely go to the dog park soon with our dogs....he has an adorable dog too! We texted a bit last night too so I think it went pretty good ;) I'm looking forward to getting to know him more!

Gremlin is in the house!

Gremlin decided to e-mail me this morning.....very random. All he said was "Have you won me the lottery yet??" If only he knew that my boss and I got a good laugh from it :)

Now I'm kinda Curious about "Curious"

So not exactly sure where to start with this one.....lol....but Curious is still persistant as ever and he has told me that he "will get ahold of me somehow"......I replied with you're so confident! He has always been really sweet and always making me laugh.....something about it makes me wonder about him. Not sure what's going on other then he will not give up. My boss has already said that I will cave...... break my rule of not dating a guy I work with and go out with him. I still don't know about that but I think she might be right.....maybe eventually. We'll see.

Blah!

So I'm meeting someone new tonight from the premier site and kinda just blah about it...not really excited but I got talked into still going just to check it out and meet someone new. It's so going to be an interview....on paper he looks great! But so far from the pics I have seen not super hot but decent looking.....maybe not exactly what I like?? I'm not looking for anything serious right now but figured why not go meet new people.....you never know ;)

Classic!

OK.....REALLY.......you only post one picture that is 2 years old and wearing a wedding ring??? I had to copy the ring part and post it as well.....and this was one of my matches on the premier dating site. Profile was archived immediately!

Love it!

So I was randomly going through some matches to find some funny material and came across this guys profile.....I have to agree with what he has said!! It is amazing how many guys can not compose a sentence or use spell check. So, here's his blurb....I almost want to message him and comment on how much I agree!!!! LOL!

Based on the ladies responding to my profile, it looks as though we need to set a few requirements. Let us start with these:
1) You are not homeless and you do not need to go to the library to access the (insert dating website here) website
2) You have a bachelors degree... this requirement is included because it seems as though a large percentage of the population can not put together a sentence. For the few ladies that think "wazzup" is a word, please consult a dictionary, if not for me do it for yourself.
3) You are some what attractive... I am not asking for something out of this world, but someone that does not need to take a picture of themselves from 30 feet away
4) Your profile does not contain a picture of you blowing a kiss at the camera... and if you have one please do not go and delete the picture just to comply
5) Has a career and actually can support themselves financially
6) This last item is a FREEBIE for most ladies on POF, except the one girl that keeps inviting me to ride with her on her motorcycle equipped with a side car. So if you have a motorcycle with a side car please move on, there is no way in hell I am riding in the side car and wearing those goggles you see in old photographs from WWII.

Finally, I hate to include this one but age. If you are 45 and above, I am sorry but I am too young for you and will not play the role of a boy toy.

WOW....that's all I can say to this one!

I don't even know where to start since I'm still laughing! Got a message from some guy and his screen name is "your chocolate".....first time I laughed! Then his message says this.....

" Just sending some luv to you to begin your week. Give me a shout sometime. Peace Dionne"

Peace!

Um....Nope!!

Received a message from a cute guy and it said this:

"hi, you are so amazingly beautiful. would you be interested in getting to know each other?"

So I read through his profile and his profession is "Adult Entertainer"......hmmmm, let me think about this for 2.2 seconds.....sorry, no! Just couldn't get past that he actually listed that but then again at least he's being honest!

Flip Flap??

I received a message from a guy on-line and all it said was "you're stealing my heart"......hmmmm......so being curious I replied and asked why/how and this is what I got:

well you are stealing because:
1-when I was going through your profile I reliazed how normal you are
2-There is no annoying, offensive, arrogant comments
3-How normal are you photos
4-I like your flip flap! :)

Flip flap....not sure what that is but I'm assuming it's the picture of me in my flip flops??? yeah no clue! Oh and this genius claims to have a PhD......HA!

Oh the laughs are already coming....

So, found this blurb in a guy's profile....

****** CHANGE OF PLANS *******Due to the retardation level of the majority of females on here, I WILL NOT message you first. If you come across my page and want to talk, dont be shy, message me...but please no one word messages. make it something interesting. I may check out your profile, if you checked out mine, but i wont write you first. I am all for chivalry, but women killed it so blame your kind! lol

Retardation level.....I'm still laughing!!

Few more details....

Just a few more details about Apples and what happened last night that I think you will laugh about.....at least I did. It's funny that he said that things moved too fast for him and I agreed but reminded him that he was always the one wanting to hang out at the beginning and I would push back but that since he was ok with it I went along for the ride. The thing that cracks me up the most is when I asked what his schedule was this weekend so I could get a few of my things back....like my beach chair, sweatshirt, etc, he said that we could meet up! Seriously, you do not want to be in a relationship with me but you want to still meet up with me?? Um heck no! I told him he doesn't get that option anymore and to leave my stuff outside the door and I'll pick it up when he's not there.....I'm still floored at this one!

So, I'm moving on with some good laughs behind me and hoping for better luck! I'm not looking to get into another relationship soon but will go out on first dates just to see what else is out there and of course for some good laughs :)

Hmmmm......just got an e-mail that someone added me as a "favorite" on the not so premier dating site....time to go check that out!!

Back to the Dating World.....

To make a long story short, things with Apples were different these past two weeks. I asked him last week if everything was ok and he said yeah. So I finally called him out on it tonight....over the phone none the less......and he said he didn't want to be in a relationship right now. I asked him did he know that when we first started dating and he said no which I think is total BS....I'm not stupid and have this intuition that scares me sometimes!

So now look forward to more blogging about my crazy dating stories and with my luck there will be a lot of them and no relationships.....lol.

Oh.....poor Curious!

He just doesn't give up!! He e-mails me all the time at work, still stops by the office and thank god the other day when he walked by there was someone already in here so he kept walking. As soon as that person left my boss and I just looked at each other and laughed....we were both thinking the same thing.....LOL! I hardly reply to his e-mails....but I think I'm going to have to be mean and just stop replying all together.

Now this is funny.....one day I was out to lunch and I guess he stopped by so my boss got stuck talking to him and he said to her "I wonder if she will notice if I turn that picture around" (meaning the picture of Apples and I on my desk.....). He is so random......poor guy!

Dimples......

I've been really busy and haven't had a lot of free time to update but will soon :)

So this morning I checked my e-mail and I had a communication request from the premier dating site......I had stopped all communication so this guy and I were matched back in the beginning of September....lol. When I logged on I checked to see who has viewed my profile and Dimples had viewed it last week!!! Really?? I thought that was so interesting and I want to know why he was checking out my profile....