Based on the ladies responding to my profile, it looks as though we need to set a few requirements. Let us start with these:
1) You are not homeless and you do not need to go to the library to access the (insert dating website here) website
2) You have a bachelors degree... this requirement is included because it seems as though a large percentage of the population can not put together a sentence. For the few ladies that think "wazzup" is a word, please consult a dictionary, if not for me do it for yourself.
3) You are some what attractive... I am not asking for something out of this world, but someone that does not need to take a picture of themselves from 30 feet away
4) Your profile does not contain a picture of you blowing a kiss at the camera... and if you have one please do not go and delete the picture just to comply
5) Has a career and actually can support themselves financially
6) This last item is a FREEBIE for most ladies on POF, except the one girl that keeps inviting me to ride with her on her motorcycle equipped with a side car. So if you have a motorcycle with a side car please move on, there is no way in hell I am riding in the side car and wearing those goggles you see in old photographs from WWII.
Finally, I hate to include this one but age. If you are 45 and above, I am sorry but I am too young for you and will not play the role of a boy toy.
1) You are not homeless and you do not need to go to the library to access the (insert dating website here) website
2) You have a bachelors degree... this requirement is included because it seems as though a large percentage of the population can not put together a sentence. For the few ladies that think "wazzup" is a word, please consult a dictionary, if not for me do it for yourself.
3) You are some what attractive... I am not asking for something out of this world, but someone that does not need to take a picture of themselves from 30 feet away
4) Your profile does not contain a picture of you blowing a kiss at the camera... and if you have one please do not go and delete the picture just to comply
5) Has a career and actually can support themselves financially
6) This last item is a FREEBIE for most ladies on POF, except the one girl that keeps inviting me to ride with her on her motorcycle equipped with a side car. So if you have a motorcycle with a side car please move on, there is no way in hell I am riding in the side car and wearing those goggles you see in old photographs from WWII.
Finally, I hate to include this one but age. If you are 45 and above, I am sorry but I am too young for you and will not play the role of a boy toy.
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