Loser!

So one of my girlfriends who is on the not so premier site sent me a link to this guy's profile and her subject to me was "loser on (not so premier site)". I about died reading his blurb or crap of a profile. I was only going to copy and post part of it but to get the full effect of the crap he wrote I'm going to post all of it :)

Enjoy a good laugh as I did!

Oh, and it still baffles me how you do not click on "SPELL CHECK" before you publish your profile.....one of the most annoying things to me!!!

One last thing to add (and don't forget he is on a dating web-site), he isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.


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So heres the newest profile I have, I went back and edited the whole thing and trust me when I say Including all the idiotic things that this site offer (In other words idiot people) I had to include it all and make sure it is mentioned so when you don;t take the time to read my profile and send me something stupid it would be an open invitation for me to un-leash my powers of “I don;t give a damn about your tiny ass feelings”.

I AM AN ASS TILL YOU GET TO KNOW ME THEN I AM SWEET.. SO SUCK IT UP I DON;T TRUST EASILY.

A. if you have no idea what you want from me or for yourself, don’t bother messaging me and go look for a consulor to help you figure it out. I am CLEAR. I don;t want a relationship nor kids.
B. some COWARDS on here will send me a message ****ing about my profile then block me or even delet their account, if you do that you might want to grow some balls and face me and see the outcome.
C. my best friend is a girl so if you have a problem with that don’t message me, she has been around longer than you will ever have and she knows me more than you will ever do, so she takes priority.
D. I am not here to hook up, for a Love relationship nor any form of a relationship that is gonna put me in hand cuffs and call me prisoner… I am here for friends…. Now since this might be a bit confusing to some of you on here who barely graduated High School or have not even graduated that so let me say in your terms...YO....I Ain’t Relationship Material....Got me Homie?....
E. If your looking for sex ask me up-front I hate beating around the bushes... Most likely the answer would be let me get to know you first... and Don;t send me naked pictures of you I don;t care about them.
F. I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can chage me, YOU will NOT be able to change me no matter what you do... So what I say here is true to the T... if you choose not to believe it...it’s your own DAMN fault.
G. Do Not start your conversations with pick up lines like these it’s STUPID (I Wish I can add a link to their profiles so you can see them):
1. Roses are red, Bud Lights are blue, When I get drunk I start to like you (Jen).
2. How much does a polar bear weight? Just enough to break the ice (Kathy).
3. You and I should get jerseys, cause we’d make a great team (Megan)
4. Add to the one above...But yours would be better cause your out of my league (Susie).
Don;t use sh*tlike this be normal... OHHH WAIT.... Who am I kidding this site is FAR FAR away from normal.
H. If your picture shows that you have not been off the couch for a while that is a sure hint for you not to email me at all, I have no desire in rolling you up or down a hill.
I. I consider myself honest to no end, I will tell it as it is no matter how much your sensitive feelings are gonna get hurt, someone gonna tell you it.
J. If you have fallen into your Mum’s make up box don;t email me, I find it very scary to be walking around with a female clown.
K. I ma fit so I am looking for a person that can keep up.
L. I am sarcastic suck it up, if you can;t handle it it is not my fault.
M. If you have kids and you say on your profile that they take up alot of your time.. then why are you on here? and why are you gonna waste my time? cause most Single Mum’s I know they want a Baby daddy and I ain;t it.
More to come I am sure

If you think I have a horrible writing style, then you are right but think about this, I speak 3 different languages that many of you think that they are too hard for your little brain to comprehend, and english is the last one of them so Hmmm.... I am all-ready ahead of you in the education game, Your falling behind all-ready.