I was walking in the parking lot as we were meeting to get frozen yogurt. He was just getting out of his car and the first thing he says to me.....remember the first thing is "Yeah you are short!" SERIOUSLY dude.....that's the best you can come up with for the first time you see someone in person?? I laughed and said "It was clearly stated in my profile that I was 5'1". I laughed and thought this is going to be a long trip to the yogurt store. So then we sat outside eating our yogurt and he's talking about his tv and surround sound stereo he just bought. That's great and all....I'm sure it sounds really nice but I could care less. I did make a comment "boys and their toys"....haha!
Oh it gets better......
Conversation was painful....I don't think I've ever experienced that before....we totally had those awkward silences and I kept asking him questions but he would never ask me questions. Well I take that back....he did ask me a few and we had already talked about it. So it's obvious that he is meeting other chicks as well and couldn't remember who said what....haha!
Just wait for this one liner from him......
He has the nerve to say to me "You seem like you could be a brat!" WTF......really WTF???? What guy says that to a girl right when they meet them?? I laughed and I said "I really can't believe that you just said that to me!" He then tried to play it off like he meant it if I didn't get my way I would whine.....keep talking A-HOLE.....just digging yourself a bigger grave! I just kept laughing and said "You don't even know me".
Needless to say it was a quick yogurt trip.....and then he texts me already right after I got home and he says "You're funny" so I said "haha why?" and he said "you just are"
So my last reply.......
"Remember, I'm a brat"
LOL
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